Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
ANNOUNCEMENT: EXO-M will be on a show at a pool.
Me: OMFG SHIRTLESS.
EXO fandom: OMFG SHIRTLESS.
Pictures from the event: EXO-M in black shirts.
Kris: Maybe next time.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
stellaellaohla: sassydivaloki: asskickingninjaturtle: hinga-dinga-durgen-durgen: smitty—werbenjagermanjensen: the noises i am making are not human. at first i was like: then i was like then i was like and then i died. THE END LOLOLOLOLOL I JUST PISSED MYSELF. omfgggg AHAHAHAH I WAS IMAGINING SO MANY LIFE-THREATENING THINGS LMFAO . AHAHAHAHAHAH . OMMMGGG. PISSED...
every radio station: you're listening to the #1 hit music station!
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why