consulting-ranger: catsoncatsoncatssss: ...
That Amazing Moment When...
/EXO playlist on shuffle../
Me: Ooh, EXO-K's Machine. Nice~
Me: WOW! EXO-M's Machine! O__O
/A moment later/
Me: EXO-K's MAMA~ Malhaeyo MAMA, MAMA~
Me: EXO-M's MAMA... O__O
/Another moment later/
Me: EXO-M's What is Love~
Me: EXO-K's What is Love... WTF O__O
This actually happened to me yesterday wtf ._.
me in the street: imagine if my favorite band walked by
me in my room: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me in the car: imagine if my favorite band was in the car next to me
me in class: imagine if my favorite band walked in
me on vacation: imagine if my favorite band were here
Guy on the UPS commercial: You know what's complicated? Shipping. Shipping is complicated.
Me: You have no idea
Bias: *pulls me on stage*
Bias: What's your name?
Me: My wife.
Bias: Everyone! I would like you to meet My wife!
My Parents: *facepalm*
My best friend: /to the person next to her/ I told her to say that.
other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
me: I hang out by myself
me: there's no drama
me: and I don't have to wear pants
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs